god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Couch. On fire.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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