Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize