Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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