Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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