and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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