a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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