somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
