i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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