oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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