Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You took a bar mat shot.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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