Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Randomize
