Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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