Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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