i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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