no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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