I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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