That's intense
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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