I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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