you didnt know i had herpes?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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