Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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