we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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