he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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