If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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