Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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