He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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