Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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