i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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