if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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