i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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