so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
and she was petting her beer can
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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