my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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