I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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