I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
