he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
