JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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