A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It's just like the Real World with babies
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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