real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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