I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
3 2 1 whiskey
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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