I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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