Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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