I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
His nipple licking is glorious
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