You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm jealous of your bromance
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
