You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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