I'd wear matching sweaters with you
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
did you just send me my own nude
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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