Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
They took my balls.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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