Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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