She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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