The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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