The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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