she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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