I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
How's work?
Spinning.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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