Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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