Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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