we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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