This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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