She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
it was like eating out sand paper
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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