His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize