party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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