I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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