Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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